if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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