we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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