Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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