And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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