have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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