i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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