How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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