So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Well I just put wine in my tea
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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