Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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