Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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