I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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