We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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