i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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