yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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