You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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