You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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