i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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