i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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