no. you can't hotbox the world.
this boner is exhausting
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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