is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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