I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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