i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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