so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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