Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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