Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
