your thong is hanging out like whoa
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
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The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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