You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
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i wish my penis had a tongue
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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