Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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