just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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