so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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