Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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