So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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