I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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