I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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