He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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