she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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