So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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