I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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