11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
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Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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