Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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