in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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