If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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