Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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