i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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