Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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