yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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