Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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