Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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