I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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