Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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