Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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