Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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