so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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