I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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